Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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