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I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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