I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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