I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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