All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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