i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Randomize
