She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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