he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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