check it out our google latitudes are spooning
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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