She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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