love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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