You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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