I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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