Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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