Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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