naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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