I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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