I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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