I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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