She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
where does the pee come out of this thing
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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