im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think my fart just growled at me.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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