So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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