My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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