so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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