My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Text me some of your sweat
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