Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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