we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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