I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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