Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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