i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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