He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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