I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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