Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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