Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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