im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Boobs speak an international language.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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