Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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