But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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