im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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