its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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