So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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