You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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