Can i not drive my cunt home
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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