# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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