wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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