Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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