I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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