ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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