no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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