Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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