i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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