Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
third nipple confirmed
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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