Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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