Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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