Sacagawea was the original milf.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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