I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
