windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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