Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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